Archive for November, 2005

[zeitgeist] It’s Just Another Color-Themed Day

Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2005 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

Unlike (apparently) a lot of people, I was a little taken aback to find that the day after Thanksgiving, up until this year called “The-day-after-Thanksgiving”, of “The-busiest-shopping-day-of-the-year”, has been given the moniker “Black Friday”.

Say wha’?

See what happens when I take my eye off the ball for a few days? Sheesh. I miss the old news cycle that closed down at night, but anyway.

For a day that held so much hope for retailers and the economy, “Black Friday” seems a pretty darned sombre name. Not that I could think up a better one; I thought “The-day-after-Thanksgiving” worked pretty well, and you don’t mess with success in my world.

Then I saw the Wal-Marts. You know, the ones where people are lining up before dawn in thirty-degree weather to get in? And the appalling behavior in Orlando that hit the national news.

No, when people are lining up in front of Godforsaken Wal-Marts to buy stuff, then, I guess “Black Friday” applies just fine.

Oh, and if anyone’s paying attention, please understand the following: There is nothing in a Wal-Mart worth lining up for before it opens. There never has been. THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!

In other words, if you’re waiting outside a Wal-Mart before it opens to buy something, brothers and sisters, it’s time you looked deep inside yourselves and asked yourself if you really need it all that much.

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[zeitgeist] It’s Just Another Color-Themed Day

Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2005 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

Unlike (apparently) a lot of people, I was a little taken aback to find that the day after Thanksgiving, up until this year called “The-day-after-Thanksgiving”, of “The-busiest-shopping-day-of-the-year”, has been given the moniker “Black Friday”.

Say wha’?

See what happens when I take my eye off the ball for a few days? Sheesh. I miss the old news cycle that closed down at night, but anyway.

For a day that held so much hope for retailers and the economy, “Black Friday” seems a pretty darned sombre name. Not that I could think up a better one; I thought “The-day-after-Thanksgiving” worked pretty well, and you don’t mess with success in my world.

Then I saw the Wal-Marts. You know, the ones where people are lining up before dawn in thirty-degree weather to get in? And the appalling behavior in Orlando that hit the national news.

No, when people are lining up in front of Godforsaken Wal-Marts to buy stuff, then, I guess “Black Friday” applies just fine.

Oh, and if anyone’s paying attention, please understand the following: There is nothing in a Wal-Mart worth lining up for before it opens. There never has been. THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!

In other words, if you’re waiting outside a Wal-Mart before it opens to buy something, brothers and sisters, it’s time you looked deep inside yourselves and asked yourself if you really need it all that much.

[zeitgeist] It’s Just Another Color-Themed Day

Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2005 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

Unlike (apparently) a lot of people, I was a little taken aback to find that the day after Thanksgiving, up until this year called “The-day-after-Thanksgiving”, of “The-busiest-shopping-day-of-the-year”, has been given the moniker “Black Friday”.

Say wha’?

See what happens when I take my eye off the ball for a few days? Sheesh. I miss the old news cycle that closed down at night, but anyway.

For a day that held so much hope for retailers and the economy, “Black Friday” seems a pretty darned sombre name. Not that I could think up a better one; I thought “The-day-after-Thanksgiving” worked pretty well, and you don’t mess with success in my world.

Then I saw the Wal-Marts. You know, the ones where people are lining up before dawn in thirty-degree weather to get in? And the appalling behavior in Orlando that hit the national news.

No, when people are lining up in front of Godforsaken Wal-Marts to buy stuff, then, I guess “Black Friday” applies just fine.

Oh, and if anyone’s paying attention, please understand the following: There is nothing in a Wal-Mart worth lining up for before it opens. There never has been. THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!

In other words, if you’re waiting outside a Wal-Mart before it opens to buy something, brothers and sisters, it’s time you looked deep inside yourselves and asked yourself if you really need it all that much.

[zeitgeist] It’s Just Another Color-Themed Day

Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2005 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

Unlike (apparently) a lot of people, I was a little taken aback to find that the day after Thanksgiving, up until this year called “The-day-after-Thanksgiving”, of “The-busiest-shopping-day-of-the-year”, has been given the moniker “Black Friday”.

Say wha’?

See what happens when I take my eye off the ball for a few days? Sheesh. I miss the old news cycle that closed down at night, but anyway.

For a day that held so much hope for retailers and the economy, “Black Friday” seems a pretty darned sombre name. Not that I could think up a better one; I thought “The-day-after-Thanksgiving” worked pretty well, and you don’t mess with success in my world.

Then I saw the Wal-Marts. You know, the ones where people are lining up before dawn in thirty-degree weather to get in? And the appalling behavior in Orlando that hit the national news.

No, when people are lining up in front of Godforsaken Wal-Marts to buy stuff, then, I guess “Black Friday” applies just fine.

Oh, and if anyone’s paying attention, please understand the following: There is nothing in a Wal-Mart worth lining up for before it opens. There never has been. THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!

In other words, if you’re waiting outside a Wal-Mart before it opens to buy something, brothers and sisters, it’s time you looked deep inside yourselves and asked yourself if you really need it all that much.

[zeitgeist] It’s Just Another Color-Themed Day

Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2005 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

Unlike (apparently) a lot of people, I was a little taken aback to find that the day after Thanksgiving, up until this year called “The-day-after-Thanksgiving”, of “The-busiest-shopping-day-of-the-year”, has been given the moniker “Black Friday”.

Say wha’?

See what happens when I take my eye off the ball for a few days? Sheesh. I miss the old news cycle that closed down at night, but anyway.

For a day that held so much hope for retailers and the economy, “Black Friday” seems a pretty darned sombre name. Not that I could think up a better one; I thought “The-day-after-Thanksgiving” worked pretty well, and you don’t mess with success in my world.

Then I saw the Wal-Marts. You know, the ones where people are lining up before dawn in thirty-degree weather to get in? And the appalling behavior in Orlando that hit the national news.

No, when people are lining up in front of Godforsaken Wal-Marts to buy stuff, then, I guess “Black Friday” applies just fine.

Oh, and if anyone’s paying attention, please understand the following: There is nothing in a Wal-Mart worth lining up for before it opens. There never has been. THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!

In other words, if you’re waiting outside a Wal-Mart before it opens to buy something, brothers and sisters, it’s time you looked deep inside yourselves and asked yourself if you really need it all that much.

[zeitgeist] It’s Just Another Color-Themed Day

Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2005 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

Unlike (apparently) a lot of people, I was a little taken aback to find that the day after Thanksgiving, up until this year called “The-day-after-Thanksgiving”, of “The-busiest-shopping-day-of-the-year”, has been given the moniker “Black Friday”.

Say wha’?

See what happens when I take my eye off the ball for a few days? Sheesh. I miss the old news cycle that closed down at night, but anyway.

For a day that held so much hope for retailers and the economy, “Black Friday” seems a pretty darned sombre name. Not that I could think up a better one; I thought “The-day-after-Thanksgiving” worked pretty well, and you don’t mess with success in my world.

Then I saw the Wal-Marts. You know, the ones where people are lining up before dawn in thirty-degree weather to get in? And the appalling behavior in Orlando that hit the national news.

No, when people are lining up in front of Godforsaken Wal-Marts to buy stuff, then, I guess “Black Friday” applies just fine.

Oh, and if anyone’s paying attention, please understand the following: There is nothing in a Wal-Mart worth lining up for before it opens. There never has been. THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!

In other words, if you’re waiting outside a Wal-Mart before it opens to buy something, brothers and sisters, it’s time you looked deep inside yourselves and asked yourself if you really need it all that much.

[zeitgeist] It’s Just Another Color-Themed Day

Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2005 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

Unlike (apparently) a lot of people, I was a little taken aback to find that the day after Thanksgiving, up until this year called “The-day-after-Thanksgiving”, of “The-busiest-shopping-day-of-the-year”, has been given the moniker “Black Friday”.

Say wha’?

See what happens when I take my eye off the ball for a few days? Sheesh. I miss the old news cycle that closed down at night, but anyway.

For a day that held so much hope for retailers and the economy, “Black Friday” seems a pretty darned sombre name. Not that I could think up a better one; I thought “The-day-after-Thanksgiving” worked pretty well, and you don’t mess with success in my world.

Then I saw the Wal-Marts. You know, the ones where people are lining up before dawn in thirty-degree weather to get in? And the appalling behavior in Orlando that hit the national news.

No, when people are lining up in front of Godforsaken Wal-Marts to buy stuff, then, I guess “Black Friday” applies just fine.

Oh, and if anyone’s paying attention, please understand the following: There is nothing in a Wal-Mart worth lining up for before it opens. There never has been. THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!

In other words, if you’re waiting outside a Wal-Mart before it opens to buy something, brothers and sisters, it’s time you looked deep inside yourselves and asked yourself if you really need it all that much.