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[liff, teh_funnay] An Experienced Convention-Goer

Posted in liff, photoshoppery, teh_funnay on March 31, 2008 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

1457.

Picture of  Ozymandias sculpture nicked from here.

Idea for joke stolen from the great Tom Weller. I have a copy of Science Made Stupid and Cvltvre Made Stupid. And it’s mine. Ha!

Sticker-badge made by me with Photoshop. Look upon my m4d s|<illz, oh mighty, and despair.

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[us_politik, zeitgeist] One Thing Some White People Apparently Don’t Like, Part Deux

Posted in us_politik, zeitgeist on March 31, 2008 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

1456. (Via the invaluable, freedom loving TPM) Back here, when we opined on some whiny white people who were crying because they didn’t get to call black people what they wanted to call black people (hint: it’s brought to you by the letter N and the history of slavery in America).

I thought it would be a one-off. I, you see, penny-ante lumpenprole philosopher that I am, figured I’d get my irritation off in the comparative (well, net-wise anyway) obscurity of this, The Most Underrated Blog on the Intermets. Then it would be done, done, done.

Boy, was I wrong.

Maybe it’s something in the air or the water (quite conceivable, given the Federal government’s concern for the environment) but, all of a sudden, up pops …

Watch as Lou Dobbs work up to a near-blood-vessel-bursting apoplexy over the suggestion by one Arroz de Condoleeza that maybe we still have some American-style trouble with the race-thingy:

Note the self-edit after the word "cotton". Priceless!

Lou! Calm down! Dude! Chill that thing down! That aneyurism! She’s gonna blow!!! (Speaking of aneyurism, I’m evaluating one after realizing that me and Condi agree on something)

Now, breathe deeply, Lou … close eyes … happy place, yes, happy place … and repeat the following liberating mantra: It’s not about me, it’s not about me, it’s not about me …

(We hasten to point out that the self-checking of the term cotton pickin’, while righteously hilarious, isn’t the point. The point is this bizarre tendency of my fellow off-white man to get huffy and pouty and whingey whenever they think they’re being scolded by people of other color and condescended to about ‘how to discuss race’. While being incredibly funny, it’s also incredibly stupid, and just kind of needs to stop. Just pointing this out).

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[liff, teh_funnay] An Experienced Convention-Goer

Posted in liff, photoshoppery, teh_funnay on March 31, 2008 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

1457.

Picture of  Ozymandias sculpture nicked from here.

Idea for joke stolen from the great Tom Weller. I have a copy of Science Made Stupid and Cvltvre Made Stupid. And it’s mine. Ha!

Sticker-badge made by me with Photoshop. Look upon my m4d s|<illz, oh mighty, and despair.

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[liff, teh_funnay] An Experienced Convention-Goer

Posted in liff, photoshoppery, teh_funnay on March 31, 2008 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

1457.

Picture of  Ozymandias sculpture nicked from here.

Idea for joke stolen from the great Tom Weller. I have a copy of Science Made Stupid and Cvltvre Made Stupid. And it’s mine. Ha!

Sticker-badge made by me with Photoshop. Look upon my m4d s|<illz, oh mighty, and despair.

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[us_politik, zeitgeist] One Thing Some White People Apparently Don’t Like, Part Deux

Posted in us_politik, zeitgeist on March 31, 2008 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

1456. (Via the invaluable, freedom loving TPM) Back here, when we opined on some whiny white people who were crying because they didn’t get to call black people what they wanted to call black people (hint: it’s brought to you by the letter N and the history of slavery in America).

I thought it would be a one-off. I, you see, penny-ante lumpenprole philosopher that I am, figured I’d get my irritation off in the comparative (well, net-wise anyway) obscurity of this, The Most Underrated Blog on the Intermets. Then it would be done, done, done.

Boy, was I wrong.

Maybe it’s something in the air or the water (quite conceivable, given the Federal government’s concern for the environment) but, all of a sudden, up pops …

Watch as Lou Dobbs work up to a near-blood-vessel-bursting apoplexy over the suggestion by one Arroz de Condoleeza that maybe we still have some American-style trouble with the race-thingy:

Note the self-edit after the word "cotton". Priceless!

Lou! Calm down! Dude! Chill that thing down! That aneyurism! She’s gonna blow!!! (Speaking of aneyurism, I’m evaluating one after realizing that me and Condi agree on something)

Now, breathe deeply, Lou … close eyes … happy place, yes, happy place … and repeat the following liberating mantra: It’s not about me, it’s not about me, it’s not about me …

(We hasten to point out that the self-checking of the term cotton pickin’, while righteously hilarious, isn’t the point. The point is this bizarre tendency of my fellow off-white man to get huffy and pouty and whingey whenever they think they’re being scolded by people of other color and condescended to about ‘how to discuss race’. While being incredibly funny, it’s also incredibly stupid, and just kind of needs to stop. Just pointing this out).

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[us_politik, zeitgeist] One Thing Some White People Apparently Don’t Like, Part Deux

Posted in us_politik, zeitgeist on March 31, 2008 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

1456. (Via the invaluable, freedom loving TPM) Back here, when we opined on some whiny white people who were crying because they didn’t get to call black people what they wanted to call black people (hint: it’s brought to you by the letter N and the history of slavery in America).

I thought it would be a one-off. I, you see, penny-ante lumpenprole philosopher that I am, figured I’d get my irritation off in the comparative (well, net-wise anyway) obscurity of this, The Most Underrated Blog on the Intermets. Then it would be done, done, done.

Boy, was I wrong.

Maybe it’s something in the air or the water (quite conceivable, given the Federal government’s concern for the environment) but, all of a sudden, up pops …

Watch as Lou Dobbs work up to a near-blood-vessel-bursting apoplexy over the suggestion by one Arroz de Condoleeza that maybe we still have some American-style trouble with the race-thingy:

Note the self-edit after the word "cotton". Priceless!

Lou! Calm down! Dude! Chill that thing down! That aneyurism! She’s gonna blow!!! (Speaking of aneyurism, I’m evaluating one after realizing that me and Condi agree on something)

Now, breathe deeply, Lou … close eyes … happy place, yes, happy place … and repeat the following liberating mantra: It’s not about me, it’s not about me, it’s not about me …

(We hasten to point out that the self-checking of the term cotton pickin’, while righteously hilarious, isn’t the point. The point is this bizarre tendency of my fellow off-white man to get huffy and pouty and whingey whenever they think they’re being scolded by people of other color and condescended to about ‘how to discuss race’. While being incredibly funny, it’s also incredibly stupid, and just kind of needs to stop. Just pointing this out).

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[us_politik, zeitgeist] One Thing Some White People Apparently Don’t Like, Part Deux

Posted in us_politik, zeitgeist on March 31, 2008 by Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis

1456. (Via the invaluable, freedom loving TPM) Back here, when we opined on some whiny white people who were crying because they didn’t get to call black people what they wanted to call black people (hint: it’s brought to you by the letter N and the history of slavery in America).

I thought it would be a one-off. I, you see, penny-ante lumpenprole philosopher that I am, figured I’d get my irritation off in the comparative (well, net-wise anyway) obscurity of this, The Most Underrated Blog on the Intermets. Then it would be done, done, done.

Boy, was I wrong.

Maybe it’s something in the air or the water (quite conceivable, given the Federal government’s concern for the environment) but, all of a sudden, up pops …

Watch as Lou Dobbs work up to a near-blood-vessel-bursting apoplexy over the suggestion by one Arroz de Condoleeza that maybe we still have some American-style trouble with the race-thingy:

Note the self-edit after the word "cotton". Priceless!

Lou! Calm down! Dude! Chill that thing down! That aneyurism! She’s gonna blow!!! (Speaking of aneyurism, I’m evaluating one after realizing that me and Condi agree on something)

Now, breathe deeply, Lou … close eyes … happy place, yes, happy place … and repeat the following liberating mantra: It’s not about me, it’s not about me, it’s not about me …

(We hasten to point out that the self-checking of the term cotton pickin’, while righteously hilarious, isn’t the point. The point is this bizarre tendency of my fellow off-white man to get huffy and pouty and whingey whenever they think they’re being scolded by people of other color and condescended to about ‘how to discuss race’. While being incredibly funny, it’s also incredibly stupid, and just kind of needs to stop. Just pointing this out).

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