[PDX_liff] Portlandia Releases Her Sex Tape! Can An NBA Wedding Be Far Behind?

2718.Portlandia has a point. Because, let’s face it folks, you wouldn’t know how to spell “Kardashian” if she didn’t do the “nastah” on tape for everyone to see (aren’t you sorry you paid attention now?):

Yeah, I’d tap that. But the love, it would ring hollow, I suppose.

If Raymond Kaskey were dead, he’d be rolling in his grave now.

(Please may I have a big hand for Mike Vogel, who apparently gets these ideas from a very dark, wet, and sometimes scary place)


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