[liff] The Age Of Needy Condiments

2933.Seen in a local market in the bulk section …

I’m starting to think this recombinant-this, GMO-that food thing is getting a little out of hand.

Now, The Wife™prefers I eat fewer bacon bits because they’re a nutritional (or lack thereunto) hit. I’m eat less of them because I don’t like food that introduces itself

IM BACON BITS

Well, hello, bacon bits, I’m Sam. Nothing personal, but I’ll just hang out with the cauliflower for a few, okay?

IM BACON BITS”

Why, yes, yes you are. And adorable too. Honey? Do we still have visitation rights with the Parmesan cheese?

IM BACON BITS

Gaah.

And so it goes.

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