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One of the residents of the sidebar is a couple of Portland street name mnemonics. It’d be fantastic if I could take the credit for them, but while I, amazingly enough, inspired them, they aren’t my composition. But they are nifty. Today, via the miracle of Google alerts, I saw that this humble place of woolgathering was namechecked by a commenter to the “Schott’s Vocab” column, identifying himself as one Matthew G. Miller:
And Samuel John Klein has posted three more–covering more streets and helping us remember the order of which M and which C streets come first–on his blog The ZehnKatzen Times in a posting January 14, 2009:
The colon there at the end was as in the original; presumably the commenter ran out of room. The 14 Jan 09 post which mentions this is at the end of this rabbit hole, but if you don’t feel like clicking yet another link that has a target=”_blank” attribute, I’ll save you a step.
The streets, in order from north to south starting from SW Ankeny Street (1 short block south of West Burnside, which should need no introduction) and continuing through the PSU district, run as follows:
Ankeny, Ash, Pine, Oak, Stark, Washington, Alder, Morrison, Yamhill, Taylor, Salmon, Main, Madison, Jefferson, Columbia, Clay, Market, Mill, Montgomery, Harrison, Hall, College, Jackson.
The first submitted one, from a commenter identifying himself as JD, went as such:
All Across Portland Our Streets Wind Around Mossy Yards. Traffic Snarls May Mean Jammed Cars, Cranky Motorists Making Minimal Headway. Harried Commuters Just Love Going Slow.
Nice, simple, sweet, poetic, and topical. Mnemonic WIN. But another commenter, Dave DiNucci, pointed out that since some initials duplicate (Main-Madison, Market-Mill-Montgomery, Harrison-Hall), and gave us two alternatives that included more letters. The first one plays off the tendency of names in the Alphabet District to be named for historic Portland figures and alludes to the curious geography of the south end of the grid, where all lines pivot, and offers a sort of gently gibing editorial commentary of the fairly fashion-oriented names of the streets:
ANcestors ASsociated Portland Oregon STreets With ALphabetic MORtals, Yet Toward SAlem, MAInly MADe JEjune, COLUmnar, CLiche MARked MIxtures. MONotones HARmonize HALfway, COLLiding JAuntily. Lines Gently SHim.
Another mnemonic WIN. But Dave wasn’t finished. Knowing that Portland has its share of left-brain/right-brain thinkers, he offered another, more lyrical version which goes so far as including the whole of the name Columbia:
AN AScending Path Of STone
Wends ALong MORning Yellow Trilliums.
SAnity MAIntenance.
MADe JEalous,
COLUmbia CLeaves MARvelous MIsty MONuments,
HARsh HALcyon COLLages.
JAcob’s Ladders Gorge-ously SHine.
Note also that Dave’s mnemonics include streets athward the I-405/South Portland interface, which is even more nifty.
From the comment at the NYT’s column comes the phrase that started it all with me. The original questor of a memorable PDX downtown mnemonic was none other than The Oregonian’s quondam quotidian quipster, Jonathan Nicholas (who was in his time sort of PDX’s version of Herb Caen) who, after an appeal in his column sometime back in the 80s, eventually produced a little gem of his own:
Any Portland, Oregon Sunny Weather Always Makes You Think Some More Magic Just Came Calling.
Which at least gets you through to Columbia and Clay.
We have an embarrassment of riches, each suited to a particular way of thinking, each equally memorable, so that you may never be lost amongst Portland’s downtown street again. I wish I could have said that I came up with them, but I am honored to have been thought highly enough by some that they’d share them with you all here.
And thanks to Matthew G. Miller who though enough of my blog to have made a mention of it in the New York Times.
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